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I put together an animated gif of a barbarian surrounded by enemy knights. I guess you know what happened to that barb a second later.

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Fun topic for another thread
If these knights were scripted to remain stationary and a barbarian was scripted to be spawn in the middle of them (indefinitely), how long would it take (on average) for this barb to kill all of the knights (where an autofeed script is in place)?

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One was called Ben.

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One was proven non existent.

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On average he would need 16 hits per knight (each hit has a 25% chance of wounding the target).
With an average attack speed of 1,625 attacks per second (the real attack speed randomly oscillates between 1,25 and 2), he'd need 10 seconds circa per Knight.
Since units regenerate 1 hp every 10 seconds though he would actually require 20 hits, which translates to 12,3 seconds per Knight on average.

So, assuming that the barbarian will always attack the same Knight and that he'll always be able to land hits normally while being respawned, on average he'll need circa 98,46 seconds to kill every Knight.

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One barbarian got message from Merlin from the future . He had to travel Back in to the future to save the last barbarian of this game. So he just travelled back. Disappeared in the present and be only a necropost in the topic.

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...but he accidentally knocked dead one of his very own barbarian comrades due to the immense speed of entrance (from the end of the time travel trip) back into the past.

Luckily, no other barbarians were hurt from his unexpected and drastic arrival.

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951 barbarians on the forum

One hoped to play 1v1 against TDL without connection issues.

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951 barbarians on the forum

One accused TDL of having a bad connection

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One tried to post something immediately after TDL and NO, WAIT, HELP!!!!!!!!!

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One asked TDL what comes after 950. Apparently it's not actually 950 again

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One tried to use his axe as a fidget spinner.

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I guess that's what can happen if you copy-paste the previous post (and yes I know you are all guilty of this as well!). We will never speak of this again.

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One spoke of it again.

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one fell and cleaved himself in two

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One said that he'd only serve the king again in the fully finished TNL campaign.
Unfortunately he eventually died of old age before he had the chance.

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943 barbarians on the forum.

One was asking someone where can find a market.
Someone was TDL.

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941 barbarians on the forum.

One found out he never existed.

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