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cmowla

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Post 04 Apr 2017, 20:59

Re: 1000 Barbarians

986 barbarians on the forum
One who happened to be a Nike shoe lover happened to look at one of the Nike advertisement spam threads that we get here often.
985 barbarians on the forum
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Post 04 Apr 2017, 21:23

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985 barbarians on the forum
One got hacked and started spamming viagra adds
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zombie01

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Post 05 Apr 2017, 00:05

Re: 1000 Barbarians

984 barbarians on the forum
A guy bought some stuff from a barbarian, but he was totally scammed.
He tries to get back his money but he loses even more money.
He tries plan after plan to get his money back.
Then he kills the barbarians parents and makes them into chili which he feeds to the barbarian.
That barbarians father was also a barbarian, the mother not.
983 barbarians on the forum
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cmowla

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Post 05 Apr 2017, 02:28

Re: 1000 Barbarians

983 barbarians on the forum

One who was always led by his nose instead of his sight was lured out of the premises towards the direction of Google search headquarters by the smell of a pig sausage. Since there is hardly any internet traffic on the premises, he didn't expect that high internet traffic actually exists elsewhere and thus continued to text without looking at his surroundings while walking into mainstream cyberspace.

982 barbarians on the forum.
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equalizer

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Post 05 Apr 2017, 16:29

Re: 1000 Barbarians

982 barbarians on the forum

From witch one insulted the Kremlin, and shortly after went on vacation to a remote area (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11e8XyUBqRQ)

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Krom

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Post 06 Apr 2017, 18:02

Re: 1000 Barbarians

981 barbarians on the forum

One was scripting a mission and wrote an endless loop

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Esthlos

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Post 07 Apr 2017, 14:44

Re: 1000 Barbarians

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Two barbarians were on a boat trip, but the boat sank and they were stranded on an island.
They waited for help, but help didn't come.
As time passed their hunger grew, so one killed the other for food.
Then he waited all alone on the island, waiting for help, starving again.
But he wouldn't die: one barbarian already died in this post, so the Rules™ willeth him to live.
And there still is he, still waiting, still starving, yet unable to die.

979 barbarians of the forum
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equalizer

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Post 08 Apr 2017, 09:15

Re: 1000 Barbarians

979 barbarians on the forum, from witch 1 is stranded on an island

After eating his mate he was doomed to spend eternity on the island unless someone would help him.
A friend of his, also a barbarian, went out to search for him with a airplane.
After searching for few days straight he realizes barbarians cant fly airplanes.
So he crashed his plane into a mountain on a island,
not far from where barbarian nr. 980 is waiting, starving, yet unable to die.

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zombie01

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Post 08 Apr 2017, 21:16

Re: 1000 Barbarians

978 barbarians

There is a person, with a sister, who has a boyfriend, who's father owns a shop where tommy works.
Tommy's Great-grandfathers dog was taken in by the aunt of the king, that king had a barbarian executed.

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Esthlos

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Post 09 Apr 2017, 08:18

Re: 1000 Barbarians

976 barbarians

One noticed the number is wrong.
Now it is correct.

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Bence791

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Post 10 Apr 2017, 18:51

Re: 1000 Barbarians

976 barbarians in the forum.

One created Cursed Ravine.

975 barbarians in the forum.
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The Dark Lord

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Post 10 Apr 2017, 19:01

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975 barbarians in the forum

One went back into exile.

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Esthlos

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Post 10 Apr 2017, 20:06

Re: 1000 Barbarians

974 barbarians in the forum

The one stranded on the island got bold, and confident in his immortality he walked underwater and, once free, started
wreaking havok.
What he did not know is that nobody had died in this post yet.

973 barbarians in the forum
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Bence791

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Post 10 Apr 2017, 20:51

Re: 1000 Barbarians

973 barbarians in the forum.

One openly expressed his hate for the marketplace, but secretly built one.

972 barbarians in the forum.
The Kamper is always taking my colour!

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thunder

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Post 11 Apr 2017, 20:18

Re: 1000 Barbarians

972 barbarians in the forum.
One Barb just got his day offs so he travelled to seychelles islands and left the forum. Have fun with grass skirts!
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